Okay, so I don't usually go too political with this blog. I tend to try to keep this blog focused on photography, wildlife, landscapes... stuff like that. Oh sure, occasionally I'll dip my toes into the political swirl. It was hard not to during the last election, with so much at stake. And sure, occasionally Sarah Palin, my soon-to-be-Ex-Governor, says something so bat shit crazy I can't help but to post it... But for the most part, I try to keep the blog fairly clear of The Grande Politik. There are others far more qualified to offer insight and political perspective (some of whom, incidentally, are linked at the bottom of this post).
But still...
This has been one of those weeks and I've just got to unload.
PART ONE:
Michael Jackson's Still Dead and Sarah Palin's Gone Batshit Crazy.
Unless you're Michael Jackson or you've been living in a cave (yeah, I'm lookin' at you, Cheney), last Friday Sarah Palin dropped yet another bombshell and announced to the press (and an impressive group of Canadian geese) that not only would she not be running for re-election in Alaska, but that she was also resigning in two short weeks. WTF? Here's the speech, with the Canadian Geese and PalinLogic wrapped up together, via YouTube & CNN:
Okay, so if you made it all the way through, you just heard what was later dubbed "Word Salad" by Alaskan blogger, Shannyn Moore. But we'll get to Moore in a minute.
This "speech" was quickly and widely panned by... well,
pretty much everybody. Everybody, that is, except for those who worship all things Palin. How to describe this speech?
Rambling, disjointed, strange, bizarre? The logic was rather broken.
I'm not a quitter! And to prove this, I quit! Facts were a little less than honest and fair. And then there are the basketballs, the troops, the kids... And those geese.
Always those geese! It was a surreal, utterly perplexing, guttershock of bizarre behavior coupled with some of the worst language I've yet to hear from my soon-to-be-Ex-governor. She made George W. sound like Shakespeare. It was astonishing.
And then there's
the actual transcript of the speech released by the Palin camp. The text is marred by bizarre uses of capitalization, strange sentence structures. It's a text of chaos. Nay, it is a
celebration of chaos! Consider this immaculate use of the English language from our soon-to-be-Ex-Governor, Sarah Palin here. And I quote
My decision was also fortified during this most recent trip to Kosovo and Landstuhl, to visit our wounded soldiers overseas, those who sacrifice themselves in war for OUR freedom and security… we can ALL learn from our selfless Troops… they’re bold, they don’t give up, they take a stand and know that LIFE is short so they choose to NOT waste time. They choose to be productive and to serve something greater than SELF... and to build up their families, their states, our country. These Troops and their important missions – those are truly the worthy causes in this world and should be the public priority with time and resources and NOT this local / superficial wasteful political bloodsport.
May we ALL learn from them!
*((Gotta put First Things First))*
First things first: as Governor, I love my job and I love Alaska. It hurts to make this choice but I am doing what’s best for Alaska. I’ve explained why… though I think of the saying on my parents’ refrigerator that says “Don’t explain: your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe you anyway.”
Reading the actual text, I was in awe. Rather, I was in a state of shock and awe.
In an article entitled "
Sarah Palin Turns Pro", Paul Begala opens with the line, "I wish Hunter S. Thompson had lived to see this." Indeed.
Me too. Begala continues, "As Hunter said, 'When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.'" After briefly analyzing (*destroying*) Palin's speech, he concludes
We will all KNOW the "rest of the Story" *((SOON!))*
Indeed. And that's part of the issue. The speech was so fundamentally childish, so deeply irrational and chaotic, you can't help but to wonder, Has she gone batshit crazy? What the hell is going on here? Thus, naturally, without surprise, the news media and blogosphere erupted into a flurry of activity, trying to figure out
a.) Why is she resigning? and
b.) What the fuck did she just say? Did anyone get that?
Up here in Alaska, we've been hearing rumor upon rumor upon rumor for months -- many, many months. Potential scandals, potential investigations, potential meltdowns, and on and on and on. For us, we've been on Palin Alert since she took office -- and especially after she took McCain's bait and played hail mary for the GOP presidential ticket in 2008.
Given Palin's near-psychotic Spalkovian-drive to hold dominion over us all, the fact that she was resigning seemed... a bit unlike her. You see, for many of us, Palin's nothing more than an opportunist. She does what best serves Palin. It's not the first case of this in American Politics, of course. But she's rather ruthless in her self-satisfaction, self-serving and goal-setting actions. And her ego? It's legendary. So, it's really all about Palin. Then, if she can help someone else too? Well, it might be done. Or it might not. But first and foremost is Sarah Palin's own immediacy. And, of course, we wanted to know, why is she screwing herself? But that is to assume her aspiration is the 2012 election for the White House.
There are other possible motives.
-- Maybe she wants to hit FoxNews and get a show? Rake in millions of bucks before The Decline and Fall that is inevitably going to happen when she is no longer a viable candidate for 2012?
-- Maybe she wants to tour for the Republican Party for the conservatives? A kind of red-blooded, Bono-esque, Maverich(!) figure doing the circuit tours? And rake in millions of bucks, certainly.
-- Maybe she needs to make money to pay for potential legal defenses? For scandals yet to surface? For impending legal disasters?
-- Or maybe she just went batshit crazy and wants to live with the grizzlies? Live out her own weird Into the Wild narrative?
Who the hell knows. But you know what? We have had these rumblings up here for a long time... In the supermarkets, at parties, in the parks... Folks love to play "what if" with Sarah Palin. No matter how batshit crazy the scenario, with Palin it's actually possible.
And that's where we come to the next segment.
PART TWO:
It's the 4th of July, Screw Freedom of Speech!
We awaken to first learn that Michael Jackson is still dead. And after a day of speculations, musings, and futile attempts to take Palin's broken logic and put it back together by a most-confused and wigged out blogosphere, the Palin camp then came out with a four-page legal threat on the 4th of July to those evil-doers (i.e., "liberal bloggers") who have questioned her actions and reported the fact that there are, in fact, rumors of investigations about Palin. In Alaska, we know a little something about dirty politics and ethics violations. Of course there are rumors and of course we are talking about them.
In this legal threat, Palin's attorney, one Thomas Van Flein, specifically charged an Alaskan blogger and contributor to the Huffingon Post,
Shannyn Moore, for reporting known falsehoods, and thus
defamatory comments. Problem is, Moore didn't present these rumors as facts. She presented the
fact that there
are rumors. Which, again, there are. It was a strangely aggressive and nasty attack on Moore's 1st Amendment rights on --that's right--
the 4th of July.
How very patriotic.
And again, how very strange.
Moore replied rather sharply, "A lot of people died for my right to free speech, so suck it up, buttercup."
This did not go over so well for some. For others? Oh yeah... It was a defiant stance against the juggernaut of S. S. Palin's ego. Moore was calling the bluff and virtually daring Palin to take further action. The comment received immediate and swift national attention, from supporters to dissenters alike. All of a sudden, Moore was becoming the focus of the story. For many, she became everything that Sarah Palin pretended to be. A strong, defiant agent for truth.
The debate exploded. Everywhere. All over the place.
PART THREE:
The National Discourse, The Grande Politik!
July 5th. The Day After The Day After.
On the 5th, Moore read a prepared statement in front of Palin's Anchorage office (her main office is, of course, in the state capital of Juneau, located too far from her hometown of Wasilla).
On the Fourth of July, when Americans everywhere were celebrating our most sacred national holiday with parades and barbeques, Governor Sarah Palin was busy having me, Shannyn Moore, declared an Enemy of the State.
In a rambling quasi-legal letter, the most powerful person in this state accused me of defaming her for pointing out the fact that there have been rumors, -rumors- of corruption, rumors that have been around for years.
When Sarah Palin gave her three-weeks notice to the people of Alaska, aborting her term as Governor, a lot of people wondered why she quit. Mid-level managers turn-in their notice, not elected public officials. It didn’t make sense. It still doesn’t. People have been trying to guess why she really quit, and everyone in Alaska has been playing the guessing game. They’re rumors. There are a lot of rumors. And with all the corruption we’ve had here in Alaska, of course we wonder what’s really behind her resignation.
Governors don’t just quit. But Governor Palin did.
The governor’s massive overreaction -on the Fourth of July no less- should make any reasonable person wonder what’s wrong with her. The Lady protests way too much. Eventually we’ll all find out why she really walked off the job.
Sarah Palin is a coward and a bully. What kind of politician attacks an ordinary American on the Fourth of July for speaking her mind? What’s wrong with her? The First Amendment was designed to protect people like me from the likes of people like her. Our American Revolution got rid of kings. And queens, too. Am I jacked-up? You betcha.
Sarah Palin, if you have a problem with me, then sue me. Shannyn Moore will not be muzzled!
Again, Moore defiantly stood before the massive ego of Palin and simply did not blink. And thus, the debate continued to rise. The blogosphere was afire with debate, dialogue, and discourse! But mostly just insults. And lots of venom. Plus, a good amount of good old fashioned American ignorance.
Over at the
Fairbanks News Miner, as the good folks over at
Alaska Commons brought to my attention, a discussion over an article entitled "Liberal blogger says Palin won't silence her" began to brew. It's a short, leaning-right description of the debate, but what caught our attention was the first (of many) comments posted that night. An individual named Prospector wrote at 4:28 pm on the 5th,
This is actually a very pertinent and important issue. Free speech only deals with the spoken word, not the written word. Therefore, is an internet blog covered under the free press clause?
My initial reaction to such a comment (only partially quoted here) is: wow, that's fucking crazy! My second reaction is a bit more serious: How sad. How deeply, utterly sad. How futile, how lost, how... completely wrong some people are. Later in the unfolding debate, Prospector (after being corrected) conceded that his language wasn't quite clear. That that's not his point. But I still find this first part of his comment --the first in the thread-- to be extremely representative of so much that is wrong in this country at this moment in time. So many people simply don't understand what their own constitutional freedoms are or what they mean. And further, they don't care that they don't know. Granted, I'm pulling Prospector's point out of context, but you get my drift.
But wait! There's more!
Meanwhile, over on Twitter, AKGovSarahPalin was still busy twittering away to all her fans. Here are some choice tweets from the AKGov herself:
As has been the case for decades, family is commercial fishing in Bristol Bay-I look forward to joinging the work crew for 1 day picking fish. AKGovSarahPalin, Sun 05 Jul 12:54 via TwitterBerry.
Grateful Todd left fishing grnds to join me this wkend; but now he's back slaying salmon & working the kids @ the site; anxious to join' em! AKGovSarahPalin, Sun 05 Jul 13:01 via TwitterBerry.
I was, of course, intrigued by the image of Todd Palin slaying salmon. I imagined him with a long knife, slicing and dicing a still-breathing salmon like Jason from Friday the 13th, or Hannibal Lecter, or... well, just as Todd Palin, AK Macho Man #1. What a choice of word, "slaying".
So, I got curious. I wondered, where did Palin send this tweet from?

On some Twitter clients, you can actually geotag your entries. So, I clicked the geotag link on my iPhone to see if Palin's TwitterBerry account had GPS activated. Sure enough, it did! But I was slightly confused by the locale that turned up:
somewhere near Talcahuano, Chile. That's South America's Chile. You know, that country just to the left of Argentina?
WTF?
Why was Palin's TwitterBerry post pinging back to Talcahuana, Chile, a bit south of Santiago? Wasn't she in west Alaska? What's going on?
So, being the evil-liberal conspiracy theorist that I am, I drew up a list of potential scenarios, with some help of some friends on Facebook:
1. Sarah Palin is in Chile, searching for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in hopes of discovering an ancient, alien technology that will easily and quickly give her both knowledge and power. Then, she will rule the world!
2. Sarah Palin is en route to Argentina, to "hike the Appalachian Trail".
3. Sarah Palin isn't twittering her own tweets. She's got some random dude doing it from a Blackberry in Chile.
4. The technology is completely wacked and I've gone batshit crazy.
I'm still waiting for her to tweet again so I can double-check for geotag update. As of 13:01 on Sunday, AKGovSarahPalin hasn't yet posted again. Suspicious! I hope #1 and #4 aren't true. If either of them are, I've probably been permanently Palinized. And thus, have gone mad.
But, then again, you know... there's not very good reception along the Appalachian Trail...
PART FOUR:
Olbermann and the Word Salad
On Monday, with Michael Jackson still being in a condition of deadness, the world continued to spin. As one would expect, the cable news world was all over the Palin/Moore clash of the titans. The blogosphere continued to write and read, read and write. Where would this go? And where is Palin? What's going on? Questions leading only to more questions, with occasional cutaways to the forthcoming Memorial Service on Tuesday for Michael Jackson, who remains unalive.
But there was one little moment of clarity.
Shannyn Moore's story was picked up by Keith Olbermann on MSNBC. During Monday's show, Moore was featured and interviewed. Watch Moore's response and compare her poise and control of language with that of Palin's. Moore describes Palin's speech as having been "word salad" -- which is probably my new favorite term. Ever.
Say it with me: WORD SALAD. Nice!
Take a look at the segment:
What a difference. What a stark, complete and total difference.
I'm not sure what's to come of this, but I do know this: if Sarah Palin actually believes that she can successfully sue Shannyn Moore for exercising her 1st Amendment Rights, she's going to hit a brick wall called the United State Constitution and The American Public.
Shannyn Moore is not alone. Legions of people have contacted her and offered their support. She is not alone. And she will not be beaten by someone who clearly holds little value in the fundamentals of freedom in this country. I hope you will support the freedom of those around you, regardless of your own political views, to speak their mind, to exercise their freedom of speech, and to participate in the voice of democracy.
As a nation, we were founded with the assumption that the American people would want to voice their dissent, to voice their opinions. We are supposed to disagree and to rationally debate. The very idea of wanting to silence those who oppose you should be grounds to nullify serious consideration for public office in the United State of America.
Once she gets some free time on her hands (which should be in, oh, about two weeks), I hope Palin will seriously read and study the United States Constitution. And hell, maybe even the Declaration of Independence. Learn a little. And perhaps open that mind up a bit. Accept the fact that people will disagree with you and understand that when you say batshit crazy things in the public space, the public will undoubtedly respond, what the fuck is wrong with you?
To do otherwise is reckless and fundamentally un-American.
EPILOGUE:
Where we're at *((NOW))*
There's more to come, of course, in this neverending epic that is Palinalia. As of this writing, Palin's still searching for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Moore continues to pick up support. Words are being typed (like these), views are being expressed. And some folks are working hard to muster more spit and venom. Others are seeking objective truth, getting to the bottom of things as they actually are. Oh yes, there's much activity out there. And there are moves waiting to be taken, truths waiting to be learned. As Begala says
We will all KNOW the "rest of the Story" *((SOON!))*
A trend is growing for people to contact Governor Palin in any way possible and to say, "Sue Me." Who knows, if she really has gone batshit crazy, maybe she will try to sue the planet? We'll see.
Also, Michael Jackson is still dead.
LINKS: Smarter People with Smarter Things to Say
If you're interested in learning more about these events from the perspectives of progressive Alaskan bloggers, check out the following links:
Saw this linked via
Immoral Minority. You must watch the whole video. It will blow your fragile little mind:
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